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Bestselling Boats and Hoes T Shirts

Bestselling Boats and Hoes T Shirts

$33.00 USD
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Bestselling Boats and Hoes T-Shirts | Official Step Brothers Movie Merch

Rock the iconic "Boats 'N Hoes" vibe with officially inspired Step Brothers merch! Premium quality, bold designs, and cult-movie humor. Free shipping on orders over $50.

Why Our Boats and Hoes T-Shirts Sail Above the Rest

🏆 Authentic Movie Magic: Directly inspired by the legendary Step Brothers scene, our shirts feature the classic "Boats 'N Hoes" logo – perfect for fans who live by Catalina Wine Mixer energy.
🏆 Built to Last: 100% cotton fabric that’s as durable as Dale and Brennan’s friendship.
🏆 Unisex Fit: Flattering cuts for all body types (S-3XL), whether you’re rocking yacht parties or couch marathons.

Design Breakdown: Nautical Chaos Meets Comedy Gold

1. The Iconic "Boats 'N Hoes" Print

  • Front: Bold distressed text replicating the movie’s DIY album cover.

  • Back: Subtle anchor graphics for nautical authenticity.

  • Available in Black/Red or Vintage White – because even pirates need options.

2. Secret Nods for Superfans

  • Inside collar tag reads: “Prestige Worldwide Approved” – a wink to true devotees.

  • Hem stitching mimics sailboat rigging (subtle but shipshape).

Specs That Don’t Cut Corners

Feature Details
Material 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (No shrink, no itch, all flex)
Print Eco-friendly plastisol ink – survives mosh pits and washing machines alike.
Sizing True to size (Check our Hilarious Sizing Guide below ↓)
Packaging Ships in 100% recycled mailers with Prestige Worldwide "seal of approval."

Sail Smoothly: Sizing & Care

👕 Pro Tip: Size Like a Pro

  • Classic Fit: Want the "lived-in" look? Size up for baggy pirate vibes.

  • Sleek Look: Stick to your usual size for concert-ready sharpness.

⚓ Care Instructions

  1. Machine wash cold (like Brennan’s margarita mix).

  2. Tumble dry low – high heat melts dreams and prints.

  3. Iron inside-out if needed (but wrinkles add character, just like Dale).

Ahoy, Reviews!

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“Wore this to my cousin’s wedding. 10/10 – the priest quoted the movie during vows.” – Derek R.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
“Survived a beer pong tournament AND my mom’s laundry. Instant legend.” – Sarah K.

 

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